Hi. We’re Tool. We’re a punk, rockabilly ska-gay band from the Marshes of the Castle Earth. Uh…and we do a lot of rave so prepare to dance. — Maynard James Keenan - 06.23.93 Lollapalooza (via tiredmomentsintopleasure)

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tiredmomentsintopleasure:

tobypm:

All of these are true for me

this is me playing Skyrim xD

derpyismymiddlenamelol:

Haha, had to reblog for Zach lol

derpyismymiddlenamelol:

Haha, had to reblog for Zach lol

iexcuseyourvagina:

“omfg i’m so awkward lollll” - has 2000 friends

excuse me WHY IS IT THAT AWKWARD IS A COOL THING I AM LITERALLY THE EPITOME OF AWKWARD IDK WHAT TO SAY 100% OF THE TIME AND IT’S TERRIBLE OKAY

I cross the street if there are people on the same side of the block as me THAT IS AWKWARD THE WHOLE AWKWARD BEING COOL THING IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING EVER BECAUSE IN ACTUALITY AWKWARDNESS SUCKS A BAG OF MONKEY DICKS.

You haven’t seen awkwardness until you’ve seen this: http://i.imgur.com/meRGP.jpg

(via thesoundofsettling-)

I hate Tumblr hype

I saw the Avengers thinking it would be absolutely amazing because of all the posts dedicated to it. It was still a good movie. Really good. I’d see it again. But I still felt like it would be better. The intro was long and extremely boring. The invasion was fought way too easily. Nick acted like a jackass the entire time. The really great parts were the relationships between the characters and the fighting scenes between said characters. I didn’t really care about the fighting against the alien things. But whatever. Every movie has flaws. The point is that Tumblr gets way too into these things and there are a kajillion posts made and I get the idea that the movie is extremely extremely good.

Same thing happened with the Hunger Games. Even though the books were first, I hardly ever saw Hunger Games posts until the movie. I saw the movie. In my opinion, it has some plot-holes, Katniss was played by an average actress, the psychology of the movie doesn’t really make sense, and there were no big highlights. I thought it was boring. I don’t even want to watch it again. But Tumblr made me think it was the best movie to come out in over a year.

So I’m just going to stop letting Tumblr tell me what movies are good and what movies aren’t. I just typed this to take a break from reading/internetting.

I just bought this alksjlkjsdf

stfuconservatives:

hannahology:

checkdatprivilege:

totallynormalandnotironic:

Because even “Hannah Montana” gets it…

F: you know I really love Miley sometimes.

Props.Fuck Urban Outfitters.  They’re currently selling Mitt Romney shirts now.I haven’t shopped there in over a year.  I thought it’d be difficult at first, but I’ve found better sources for clothes.  You can be fashion oriented without supporting bigotry. 

Miley Cyrus got really cool somehow.

lol at the person who thought it would be really difficult to shop somewhere other than urban outfitters

stfuconservatives:

hannahology:

checkdatprivilege:

totallynormalandnotironic:

Because even “Hannah Montana” gets it…

F: you know I really love Miley sometimes.

Props.
Fuck Urban Outfitters.  They’re currently selling Mitt Romney shirts now.
I haven’t shopped there in over a year.  I thought it’d be difficult at first, but I’ve found better sources for clothes.  You can be fashion oriented without supporting bigotry.
 

Miley Cyrus got really cool somehow.

lol at the person who thought it would be really difficult to shop somewhere other than urban outfitters

(via thesoundofsettling-)

I am, without a doubt, in love.

maynards-passenger:

Eye on the TV, cause tragedy thrills me

maynards-passenger:

Eye on the TV, cause tragedy thrills me

(via maynardsdick)

wadeinthefire:

She tastes like the REAYEAHYEAHEYAHEYAHEYAHEYAHEYAHLLLLL THING

wadeinthefire:

She tastes like the REAYEAHYEAHEYAHEYAHEYAHEYAHEYAHLLLLL THING

(via tiredmomentsintopleasure)

honestly, i don’t like Pink Floyd…

tiredmomentsintopleasure:

penis-brain:

they are, like, the only grunge band i have ever NOT liked :/